Not even trying to sound sarcastic

swandives:

But I’ve been thinking about this all day at work, If like almost all drinkable stuff is called a “SOFT DRINK” then what the fuck is a hard drink? & no ice cream/popsicles isn’t.

HELP ME STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS, I NEED AN ANSWER

maybe it has something to do with being non-alcoholic. 

1. lainagurrrl said: Alcohol? I’m pretty sure.
2. jewstinkent said: I’ve always understood soft drinks to mean sodas. Something sweet you can drink leisurely. I suppose, by that same vein, hard drinks would be those that contain alcohol.
3. pacificpride said: Hard drinks are anything with hard alcohol. The more you know…
4. bronsonyoung reblogged this from swandives and added:

   maybe it has something to do with being non-alcoholic.

5. devonallthetime said: maybe alcohol? haha idk
6. swandives posted this